Do you guys know that those women dont know that we play little games when we pee?
So anyway, I dont know how the conversation came up but it's not just me, not this time.
Yes we:
1. Like to corrode as much of the urinal cake as possible py spraying directly on it.

2. Try to last longer than the flush/ guy next to you.

3. Try to finish before the flush/guy next to you/campus security van salivating at the sight of liquid removal from nobbage.


editorial note: Vans dont salivate
4. Try to oscillate little streams as widely as possible without hitting the toilet seat.

5. Try to oscillate little streams as widely as possible whilst hitting the toilet seat.

6. Try to oscillate little streams as widely as possible whilst spinning around in the bath with a swimming cap on.

But it stands to reason that girls dont play pee games. I dont think even they know where their pee comes from. Like the mystery of pandora's box. The hole in the hole?
Could someone please tell me how girls pee?