Final Year Project Suggestions Marathon begins now! I need help People!

Suggest defecation and the decaying process of human waste by shitting in your lecturer's mouth.

Suggest human/cheese interaction formalities and implications by pulling down his pants, and removing his smegma and whatever else with a pencil sharpener.

Patriarchal mating situations in the wild by sleeping with him/her for an A, B, C, D or just for the sex if you're a real mingpuppet.

The diagramatical context ridden world in which we live, or, in other words, get a small bunch of sadist neo-nazi's to carve a swastika on his head and then repeatedly anally rape him for 17 hours with every Hairbrush and hot iron the Brown Thomas Hair Brush and Hot Iron for torture department has to offer.