A list of Masturbation Yeufasmisms! no euphamsims no euphamisims, no actually I dont wanna write down a list of funny things that sound like they refer vaguely to masturbation. If u dont like it u can hoot my nanny. Im still incredibly pissed at vodafone though. Its clouding my mind. Rage is completely taking over. I think I'll go punch the speckled bishop till he pukes in his hat if u know what I mean.