That's crazy talk. Punctuate how you want. Im just an oik from Oireland with a spud fetish. Actually. that's my boyfriend. He's a spud too. Everyone says Im crazy keeping a spud in my underpants, but I like to talk to it. It keeps me company on cold dark nights when Crimes scene investigates is over and Im wank-xhausted. Its not really sexual thing. More about commitment, and no I'm sorry I cant continue.