Hey everyone! Im in san fan fucking cisco!
Wanna just mention how much USIT can lick my balls completely.
If we dont get a job we should go home inside 20 days.
This new rule is applied by the immigration office, which is a strange rule as based on my experiences filling fucking names I never heard of on numerous fucking forms for an hour after I got off a 16 hour travel nightmare involving two flights and a train and going through heathrow. Also I got to watch How to lose a guy in 10 days and Maid in Manhattan. (I also got to see the Pianist but that was good and I am in a complainin mood.)
So anyway, those US immigration guys are assholes. just fucking assholes. And they are all fucking immigrants too. Thats like a dirty word in this country.
Hour one off the plane, and Naomi's brother collected us at the airport, and I was pissed off and tired and like wondering why I had come here. Then I noticed it was 30 degrees with a lovely breeze. Then I noticed the golden gate bridge, then the load of really cool cars, then I got in to where I am staying now, which is Naomi's brothers apartment downtown, and the whole time kinda worried, one of those non specific attacks you get in your stomach when you think you might panic at any second. Then I got a beer, and went out to the balcony and had a beer and a cigarette and took in the view of the city and just started to look around. It is just the coolest place I have ever seen. Just the perfect weather, the cleanliness and the fuck lot of sky scrapers that I have no idea what they do, other than get blown up, and it is just such a complete change over from anything I have ever seen ever ever ever. I mean its just amazing. You kinda get into a place where you think you have life experience, but i got nothing, cos there's 50 states in the US. Im in one, and it just fucking rules more ass than any part of europe.
So since I got here I have DRANK BEER, SMOKED, ATE THE BEST TAPAS EVER THE BEST CHINESE EVER AND THE BEST FUCKING ITALIAN EVER. and it costs like the price of a big mac. and the Shops, sorry, stores, are the coolest places in the fucking world man. Have yet to go guitar shopping, thats tomorrow's thing. Just spent most of the day in the city or in bed. It seems to be the non specific asian gay guy capital of the world, and you know some ppl here are assholes, just like everywhere, but I am gonna get so lost in this place some day. I dunno. That first look at the city once I'd settled in, Im still reeling from it. It's just not a place you can begin to take in or understand at all. What happened to make this place was, when the price of living went up, they did this crazy thing, they started paying people more. So everyone is living expensively, but eating cheaply, shopping cheaply and drinking a lot. Its like when you get out of college and you want the same culture, fun, and to be treated like a graduate, you come here, work all day and then just party. It is such a different way of life. Just everything is different. I dunno.
I am not going home inside 20 days.