New Pope Mobile driver wanted.

Just had a look at the new Pope's profile. He's 423 years old, which is as old as Noah. His first words were ""Dear brothers and sisters, after the great Pope John Paul II, the cardinals have elected me — a simple, humble worker in the vineyard of the Lord." Now these were his first words as a pope, not his first words as a human but still. Problem number one, even he thinks he's simple. The least fallible man on the planet is a bit simple. Problem number two, he has imaginary friends. And he mentioned vineyards, possible Popaholica there. Now in his past, this guy was in Hitler Youth. I suppose we cant knock that, it was like scouts in Germany at the time. Scouts that learned how to use guns and to hate all non-aryan races., that were brain washed by Hitler in the hope that they would fly the flag of Naziism in the future. That kind of scouts. And of course, the Jews in the middle of a tense stand-off in Isreal at the moment will be heartened to learn that the new leader of the Catholic church is a German who was around during the war... So what branches of Catholicism in the new world are happy that this cunt is the new pope? Thats right I said CUNT. Try it on for size. There's nothing like calling Mr. Infallible a total fucking Cunt, just cos there's no way I could be right, and Im insulting millions of people, I still think he's a cunt. This guy has already called every part of the catholic church except his own deificent. That means, you know what, post-conclave, you don't like this guy, he doesn't like you either. He thinks our church is deficient. He is insulting your beliefs! He has already slammed homosexuality and gay marriage, although that was the eighties, and every wannabe celeb was ok to queer bash away the pounds in the eighties. So basically, if you're gay, or not in his pious church (like me!!), he doesn't fucking want us anyway. Awww. Now you'll have to give up the buddy Christ and toss the prayer beads, because you can be damn damn damn sure the Pope doesnt like you. He is in truth a mean faced demon of an old tosser who has too few rolling around upstairs, and not much in the testicular fortitude department. He is a stop gap, a political decision by the catholic church, old conservative whining cunt, who won't change anything, can't change anything, and with a bit of luck, before anyone realises who the cock he is, he will have shuffled off to God's Hizzouse with Pope JP and the spider I flushed this morning. (Or was that a bit of beard?) Anyway, the new pope will change nothing, improve nothing, help nothing and he is not an infallible repersentative for God on earth, he's a miserable old fucking CUNT of a cocksucking CUNT who was elected to power as a matter of policy and spin by Vatican cardinals too old and staunch to realise that the world needs a change before the church becomes even more incidental than it already is. It's not Razzi's fault I suppose, he doesnt know he's a cunt. But when millions every year are dying of AIDS, dying, in their thousands, and this rich fat fucking turd in a ridiculously opulent mansion in the Vatican, who isnt having sex, has never had sex, and will never have sex is telling us that condoms are wrong, then it makes me sick to my stomach. The catholic church still has blood on its hands.

60 seconds of weird

Its hard to argle bargle nouse
With a sheeps cock in your mouth.
And if the sheep should come on you,
You'd spit and say "HA!" and "Moo!"
Cos that sheep deserves to be
Freaked by cowshit in his pee.

New Format

Very dull sunday today. So I redesigned and cleaned house. The comments section is now sweeter, there's a bit more hyper linking and the nav is much smooter.
I think its like when a girl gets dumped and she like gets a completely radical haircut. My Blog is feeling Cumshat on. so it's thinking kinda like me, kinda like:

Im a pretty good version of the person you think I am.
I do a mean impression of someone who cares.
I think of all the things that you want me to think of,
But I dont want to be that person anymore.