This is all you need in your pockets to have a fun life:
Left jacket pocket: Watch made out of candy. Blue pen.

Right jacket pocket: White rizla, red rizla, green swan and red swan. One whammy bar. One twix. One snickers.

Inside jacket pocket: Whiskey / beer / anything stash. Being a skobe I find I like to use coke bottles for my alcohol.

Left trousers pocket: Phone Keys Cigarettes timetable and two lighters.

Right trouser pocket: Wallet, spare packet of skins, loose change, 4 picks.

Things you could attempt to fold down into your pocket to have more fun life:
Girls
Guitars
Every playboy centrefold since 1965.
A keg.
2 kegs.
2 kegs and a litre of whiskey.
A Poitin stil.
A sky scraper (impresses girls to have 129 storeys in your trouser pocket)
More pockets.