Good reason not to fall asleep on a Mobile phone mast on top of a tall building when you're incredibly totally wasted.

Woke up incredibly late. I just lay there. My mind was bruised, thoughts still soggy from last night. Last night. I closed my eyes and tried to let my thoughts marinate for a few minutes. Tried to put a clear picture of the night before in my head. I rolled over and rubbed my eyes, and decided I had to force myself up, had to go to the bathroom. I put both feet down and jumped off the bed, looking for ground. I never found it.

In the 3.8 seconds before I spread my remains over three streets, seventeen cars and an unfortunate letterbox I could only think one thing... "Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh."

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