U know what sux about playing guitar? That you never have enough guitar accessories and guitar accessories are expensive. Solution: Rob old ladies of the drugs they are smuggling into the country and sell them yourself, thus providing you with enough money for a mesa boogie triple rectifier with multiple foot switching and a fender fucking strat! Now all you need to play guitar is :

6 strings

numerous plectrums of large and small thicknesses

A fuck lot of pedals

Two working minimum ten foot long leads

A slide

A string winder

A capo

An acoustic just in case you feel an acoustic urge

A sheet of paper to write down whatever shit youre playing that you think is good

A computer with connection to the internet to get guitar tabs

About 400 guitar magazines

A chord dictionary

A recording/sampling pedal type thingy

A strap

See?????? Guitar shop owners are screwing guitarists all over the world!
And U wanna know why? Cos Women are also screwing guitarists all over the world.

So dont forget to stick it to the man by sticking it to your woman.