I am an ugly miniature limerick, him starfishes the manner of sucking can it asses that to sanctify water one washes.

I know its a strange sentence, but there are people on internet translaters right now getting stuff like this in place of important things that make sense like: I am a miniatuire ass goblin from limerick who likes to touch asses once they have been washed in holy water. You know. Everyday conversation.