One thing that pisses me off about god is that he doesn't exist. I mean really. God. So if God does in fact exist, benign creator of our universe, where was he before the universe was here? Surely he had to be from a different dimension. That's like the only real explanation right? So on that other dimension, was he a complete son of a bitch and thats why he was kicked out, or was he a brave traveller or perhaps he got lost on a pizza delivery? I think God is like the BFG. Sort of a wimpy giant that built us to control us. But you dont know. Maybe one day some trillions of years ago some really really really incomparably massive guy rimmed out with the dregs of his pee, and we are just stemmed from urine on the floor of a ludicrously enormous clandestine public jacks. And just because you believe in god, you have to believe in:
1. Pre-historic inter dimensional time travel
2. That God is a fictional character written by Roald Dahl
3. That Kurt Cobain isn't in heaven
4. That he didnt do Mary.
5. That he and Jesus and the Holy spirit are in fact the same person. Right. What about when one of them wants a wank?
6. That some divine heavenly body has control over everything and yet Paramount comedy channel and the white stripes exist. oh and hitler and famine and that other shit too.